I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, AGGRAVATED. Dumb Cherry. I hate her. I am disgusted that we are even RELATED for Pete's sake!
So, I was just minding my own business and laying down on the sofa, typing my blog. Then that DUMB menace who is supposedly referred to as my sister came ambling along and BROKE MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!! This is why I am doing this on the phone. This is why I am so angry. Excuse moi, people but I smell chicken, and am going to use my lovely charm on F.T.S (Friend The Second) to get some table scraps. Yummy!
C*H*E*R*R*Y. stinky friskee. i am cherry pye. i am cyoot i dont like stinky friskee.
What the-? CHERRY PIE KITTEN! YOU GET OFF THAT TABLET! YOU RUINED MY LAPTOP AND I WON'T LET YOU RUIN THE TABLET! OFF, OFF, OFF!
stinky i hate yoo friskee yoo are so uglee. i am the cyootest.
PLEASE BE GLAD YOU WERE NOT HERE. FRISKY HAD SWITCHED TO VIOLENCE MODE. THANK YOU, WE HAVE NOW RETURNED FRISKY'S SANITY.
Trust Friend to do that. HA! As if I'm a criminal. I'm criminally beautiful. Cherry stinks. Please type FRISKY IS BEAUTIFUL, CHERRY IS STINKY in the comments. Why? Because IT IS THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
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