Frisky Nearly Explodes: Part One

I...am...so...so...SO MAD AT MY MOTHER I COULD KILL SOMEONE!!!! 

Again with kittens! Kittens, kittens, kittens! Enough already! Friend and HER best friend are always talking about names! 

Here is their list:

1. Golden Syrup

2. Button

3. Cream

4. Frisky Junior

5. Gingham

6. Figaro

7. Pumpkin Pie

8. Kilt Kitten

9. Kit-Kat

 Here are my ratings.

1. Yuck

2. Bleurgh!

3. Ew!

4. NO NO NO NO! I'M THE DIVA STAR AROUND HERE!

5. Pffft

6. *Scoff*

7. *Gag*

8. Revolting

9. Blechhh

And they're going to choose the top 4 when the kittens are born and RUIN MY LIFE AGAIN.

Even Cherry Pie is appalled. I love that word. Cherry? Come and say what you think.

stinkee babees. i am the babee. stupid dumb 

I thought so. 

FRISKINS! CHERRY PIE! You are to behave and be nice, sharing older sisters to your new siblings. I expect that no one shall touch my stomach or I shall throttle and bat you. Kittens are a big responsibility, and I will want you two out of the way, is that clear?

Yes, Mother.

no mommy. you are not my mommy.

CHERRY PIE! THAT IS EXTREMELY RUDE! 

meany un-mommy

Cherry has gone off in a sulk. 

You raise them to be sweet, meek, polite kittens and this is what you get. Terrible. Once, she was a well-behaved and well-mannered kitten, and NOW look at her. Rude, selfish and totally moody.

Tee hee. Serves you right, Mother.

I shall punish myself severely for using this awful slang, but here goes- YOU ASKED FOR IT!

OWWW!