Frisky

Frisky passed away of an infection because she was pregnant. I love you Frisky.

I Hate The Big Black Loony: Part One

ARRRGHHHH!
That big black buffoon gets his own INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT! The only good video is of the kittens! This is the link for the video.: https://instagram.com/p/3USvhMjiK_/?taken-by=chestobaby
This is the link for the web site: https://instagram.com/chestobaby/
Any-hoo, I am in deep, deep, deep doo-doo with Friend. I went wandering off in the mid of the night (the maid leaves the window open in the spare room so we have fresh air) and didn't come back until like, 11:00. But I had a fun jaunt. I went as far as the end of Main St. and stayed there, rummaging in a garbage can and roaming around, meowing, and someone actually threw me a sausage. I was still chomping it when Friend appeared. She had a picture of me, and was holding it up to every person she passed. Then some dirty snitch said they saw me and she was carrying me home before I knew it. She was so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o mad and picked me up so hard I left my sausage behind.

So much sunshine (makes my eyes hurt)

Sundays are supposed to be the best days of the week, right? Well, it may have been a pleasant Sunday for everyone else, but not for me. It's too sunshiney and bright. I didn't even go outside to climb my favorite tree today! And then I got in trouble for scratching the door. Well, sor-RY, I can't help it that you guys haven't bought me a scratching post!

Anyway, Mama is too busy feeding those kittens to bother me, so yip-yip-yippee! I have a whole post to myself! And Cherry is playing with Friend at the moment, so double yippee!

Oh, wait a sec, someone's at the door. Oh NO! It's Friend and CHERRY! Oh help, help, help, she'll ruin my post! Just a sec, I need to give Friend a piece o' my mind!

Two minutes later..........

Friend said, "She's driving me insane, Frisky, and as Cherry's older sister you are supposed to take care of her while your mother is busy." Of all the crazy....why do sisters have to take care of sisters?! Friend, as Cherry's owner, should take care of her (Cherry) herself!

stinkee friskee uglee friskee yucky yucky yucky friskee.

Oh gosh, here we go.

shareing is careing, stinkee uglee stoopid friskee 

Just let me post the pictures and add the captions, then you can dominate this post because I GIVE UP.

Mama's Mini-Me 

Peekaboo!

cherry C*H*E*R*R*Y cccccchhhhhheeeerrrryyyyyyyyyyy jdejhdugrfgjerkwyhegfiffufrfhruerklwy7y5

Mama, Frisky, and Cherry Share an iPod

Ugh. I don't know what's worse, the Big Sad Lunatic (aka Chester) howling outside because Friend banished all the dogs to the backyard or the fact that I HAVE TO SHARE THIS IPOD POST WITH MY MOTHER AND SIBLING. 

You complain too much, Friskins. *Sigh*. You raise them to be good, kind, well mannered, quiet cats and this is what you get. Downright depressing, this is. 

Maaaaaaaaaaaaahm, why don't you moan somewhere else? This is my blog, not a place to moan about how rude we are!

This iPod's keyboard is too small for my liking. And Cherry Pie, will you STOP swatting my tail! You are not two weeks old, you are TWO MONTHS.

but i lik to swatt yor tale mommy you are meen mommy

Cherry Pie Kitten! You are the most insolent, disobedient, ill-mannered, and incorrigible kitten I have ever mothered. Why, you are even worse than your sister, which is saying something. Oh, how I wish Mama's Boy were here. He was such a kind, sweet, well-behaved kitten. 

He was a total wuss, Ma. He was the most sorry excuse for a brother ever. He didn't even wrestle good! And it was his own fault he didn't dodge that motorbike.

Oh, you little-

SORRY FOLKS, WE WERE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. MANO'S SANITY AND SELF CONTROL HAS RETURNED. THANK YOU.

C*H*E*R*R*Y P*Y ijsnishdnejhyrbffkksbdsj ajshdbeh jsheghndhhswwetdwkmssv 

Oh, for Pete's sake! Are you ever going to learn to spell? Ma, I think you've borne a dyslexic kitten. 

Never mind, Friskins, just share. And please let me type. 

Fine. You first, then me, then Cherry. 

no farre, i alwaiz go last.

My day started with the little ones mewling. Friskins was extremely rude about it and complained that she 'needed her beauty sleep'. Then Cherry Pie scratched the door and Friskins's owner entered with our breakfast of chicken and milk for my kittens. Cherry Pie was in a sulk and was yowling. I swatted her. Friskins was even ruder. Then in the afternoon just as we were about to post on the blog the laptop went dead. So Friskins's owner put it on charging and we are now using this iPod. 

My turn! Okay, so, I was in for a rude awakening and asked Mama to shut her kittens up since I need my full ten hours of beauty sleep. So we had a squabble over that and then Friend came in with breakfast and Cherry on her shoulder. Cherry yowled so loud Mama swatted her and I told Mama the only ones she cared about were her &*^#@ kittens. Then all the kittens went to sleep and when we were about to write a post for the blog but then the laptop went kaput, so now we are using this iPod since Friend is using the iPad. 

cherys turn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i screemd for mama to let me in but she sed no and i screemdd sum more and then frend came with chiken and milck and we had brekfast and then mama hit me and she and friskee had a fite and then we did the lapptop bt it turned of so now we are yoosing this ipod.

Two minutes later...

How do we put pictures to a post on an iPod?

Ugh. Look at the camera icon on the right. Tap 'use photo library' and choose one picture at a time. 

Ah. Yes. I knew it all along, I was just testing you.

Pfft.

These photos were all in the park.

Frisky Nearly Explodes: Part One

I...am...so...so...SO MAD AT MY MOTHER I COULD KILL SOMEONE!!!! 

Again with kittens! Kittens, kittens, kittens! Enough already! Friend and HER best friend are always talking about names! 

Here is their list:

1. Golden Syrup

2. Button

3. Cream

4. Frisky Junior

5. Gingham

6. Figaro

7. Pumpkin Pie

8. Kilt Kitten

9. Kit-Kat

 Here are my ratings.

1. Yuck

2. Bleurgh!

3. Ew!

4. NO NO NO NO! I'M THE DIVA STAR AROUND HERE!

5. Pffft

6. *Scoff*

7. *Gag*

8. Revolting

9. Blechhh

And they're going to choose the top 4 when the kittens are born and RUIN MY LIFE AGAIN.

Even Cherry Pie is appalled. I love that word. Cherry? Come and say what you think.

stinkee babees. i am the babee. stupid dumb 

I thought so. 

FRISKINS! CHERRY PIE! You are to behave and be nice, sharing older sisters to your new siblings. I expect that no one shall touch my stomach or I shall throttle and bat you. Kittens are a big responsibility, and I will want you two out of the way, is that clear?

Yes, Mother.

no mommy. you are not my mommy.

CHERRY PIE! THAT IS EXTREMELY RUDE! 

meany un-mommy

Cherry has gone off in a sulk. 

You raise them to be sweet, meek, polite kittens and this is what you get. Terrible. Once, she was a well-behaved and well-mannered kitten, and NOW look at her. Rude, selfish and totally moody.

Tee hee. Serves you right, Mother.

I shall punish myself severely for using this awful slang, but here goes- YOU ASKED FOR IT!

OWWW!

I Apologize

Here's what I apologize for:
-for not writing my blog for a year
-for scratching Friend on the ankle when she poured milk in my bowl too close to me.
And now, for the latest news: I HAVE KITTENS! And so does Mama. She had them a month or so earlier than I did, and now everyone's cooing over the tabby twins' blue eyes, and the gingery pair's adorable way of scampering about. It makes me SICK to my fragile stomach!

That's me! And Mama

Oh no, Mama, please keep your kittens AWAY from my keyboard! They'll dhdihiffhiwegrygfnjsncewt
See that jumble of letters? That was those precious, adorable, loveable kitten's handiwork!
Friskins! Must you be so selfish? Share your laptop and blog with your siblings!
Aw, but Maaaaaaaaaahm, why do I-
No buts. Share.
Fine. Go ahead (stupid pests.)
ebejbdlkkhelllllllliw9 
083ie
nsu283uhd
siwh2uiy
AAAARRRRGHHH! GET AWAY FROM MY KEYBOARD! NOW!!!  
PLEASE BE GRATEFUL YOU ARE NOT LIVING IN THIS HOUSE. THE FOLLOWING FEW MINUTES CONSISTED OF ME, AS FRISKY'S OWNER, PULLING HER AWAY FROM THE KITTENS. HER SANITY IS NOW RETURNED. THANK YOU.

Noisy New Year

Don't ask me about my New Year. IT WAS AWFUL, and it was all that stupid Lenny's fault. I'll put a picture of him on the bed from last year:

Snore snore snore! 

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Yuck, right? Well, Lenny is not actually only Friend's dog. He's her father's too! So that means that whenever her father is home, he goes and snoozes on his feet. Yuck! He has recently got a trainer (I know because I was here on the computer, sleeping on the seat and Friend shook me off). The got him online and I think he'll come this week or something.

So, now my New Year. When everyone was doing the countdown, I slithered into the kitchen and hopped onto the dinner table, because I knew they were having roast chicken and why waste leftovers when you can feed them to your sweet pussy? But then I slipped on the slippery table cover and I toppled into the Big Black Bonker-head. We both went rolling into the counter and in that little door where the pipes are. Thanks to my yowling, we were saved!